If Jennifer Hudson is gonna run around and sing about how skinny she is, I’m gonna sing about how fat I am.

randomlancila:

inabasket:

Chili cheese fries, you know how I feel

Boston cream pie, you know how I feel

JIGGLY THIGHS, AND I KNOW HOW I FEEL

I eat junk food

I eat fast food

I eat all food

And I’m feelin’ good.

New theme song tbh.